is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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