i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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