Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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