Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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