i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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