whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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