another moral hangover. fuck.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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