I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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