Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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