Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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