I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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