I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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