You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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