Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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