I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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