I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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