that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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