i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He felt like a one man threesome
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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