Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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