sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
