have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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