Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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