So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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