if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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