Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
COCAINE IS GR8
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