batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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