I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
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Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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