Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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