No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you never un-have a 4some
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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