Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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