He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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