Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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