She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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