Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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