I showed him my bush... on skype.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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