and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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