Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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