just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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