i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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