Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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