Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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