at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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