sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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