theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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