just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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