Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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