i barfeds in our rink
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize