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• (586): View more from Michigan

  On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes

  (586): View more from Michigan

  I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag

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• (806): View more from Texas

  a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.

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• (310): View more from California

  how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3

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