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(248): View more from Michigan

I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!

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(224): View more from Illinois

it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.

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(503): View more from Oregon

we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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(870): View more from Arkansas

What's the big deal? you guys fuck

(1-870): View more from Arkansas

3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times

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(435): View more from Utah

Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store

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