I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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