Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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