Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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