dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
