Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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