How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
