i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You coming home soon, man?
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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