Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
So. Much. Porn.
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